Ten Chinese Murdered for Singing Justin Bieber Songs.

Over the past six months, China has been stung by a series of murders, all reportedly provoked by karaoke versions of Justin Bieber's One Time.

At least ten people have been murdered after the tune was performed at karaoke.

Local media call the deaths the "Justin Bieber Killings" and they are occurring in some of the sprawling nation's thousands of karaoke-filled bars, cafes and restaurants.

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Here's how the murders occur: Someone gets up, clears his or her throat and chooses One Time from a list of songs approved by Communist Party censors. The lyrics appear on a screen, the music begins to play--and trouble begins.

Some performers get into fights with their critics. Some are rude. Others jump forward into the unruly crowd using the microphone or broken beer bottles as weapons. Audience members respond by flinging chairs or pulling knives. In the worst cases, performers--or their hecklers--have been murdered.

Chinese authorities are considering a crackdown on Justin Bieber songs, videos and newspaper articles about him.

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Shocked Gal Finds Lipstick on Boyfriend's--SOCKS!

           

     Dear My Urban Fantasy:

     Here's my personal fantasy nightmare:

     Every woman knows to look for lipstick on her man's collar. But lipstick on his socks? That’s the dilemma I face every time I do my man’s laundry. Yeah, he’s the man of the house and I take care of it. But that’s all right with me because he’s a good provider and we have two beautiful kids I love being here to watch grow.

     Until one day when I noticed a lipstick stain when I was sorting his socks, which is actually quite easy since he only wears white. How did I know it was lipstick? Well dear, the stain was lip-shaped, like some cortisone-injected Carmen Elektra look-alike had planted one on his big toe. It was Naughty Night by, I think, Revlon.

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     After regaining my composure, I shrugged it off. After all, a neighbor of mine once saw the face of Jesus on her boyfriend’s boxer shorts.

     But as the weeks went by, I spotted Raunchy Red, Satin Doll and various and sundry other hues. I had no alternative but to conclude that, indeed, some two-bit hussy was open-mouth kissing my guy’s socks and she had a fortune to blow on lip gloss.

     You may find this funny, but I’ve learned to live with it. I figure she can have him from his ankles on down as long as I get to keep the rest.

Anne in Minneapolis

                                 

Auction House Selling Whitney Houston's Clothes to Highest Bidder!!

Let's see--Whitney was buried on Saturday.

Today is Monday.

Two days later--by the calculations of my pre-morning coffee brain...

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...And an L.A. auction house has already announced it's auctioning off a collection of her clothes to the highest bidder.

Don't believe me?

Here's the link from CBS News.

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Conceited Rich Dude Asks "Ladies, If I Was A Slob Would You Still F*** Me?

     Attention ladies!

     I’m 5’9" and 235 pounds of pure fat. I have a 4-day growth of beard that’ll rub your cheeks raw. Even the black, curly hairs on my shoulders need a good trim. I bathe once a week and call my mom every night, after which I prefer being alone with my thoughts for two hours. I wear the same Chuck Norris t-shirt and khakis I sleep in and own every DVD Adam Sandler ever made. My favorite sports are ESPN ladies’ billiards and Monster Truck Racing. I like slow walks to the liquor store and warming my feet on a HD-TV screen. I appreciate candlelight dinners when you prepare them, especially the foods of Eastern Europe, like beef tongue and kielbasa. Quiet evenings at home are my dream. I’ll play Hit Man and stare at your ass while you cook.

     Wanna date?

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     That’s the reaction I feared. You see, I used to be the kind of guy girls would die for. Handsome as hell, with rich parents and Einstein-level brains. That was my torment. I had no way to tell if a girl wanted the flawed, real me inside. Then I got an idea from my roomie at college. He was a slovenly mess and didn’t have pretty b*****s by the score.

     So I took a page from his book. I became a slob. Unfortunately, my scheme worked too well. The type of girls who used to jump my bones now avoid me like the plague.

     That’s why I’ve composed this candle in the darkness, as I search for the good woman for me.

     Is it you?

     Here’s how to find out: Next time you’re at a party and spot a repulsive, snot-dripping loser, ignore his grizzly façade. Instead, employ your considerable charm. Seduce him. You may discover under his stomach-churning exterior a wonderful rich brainy guy. Me.

     On the other hand, it might be my roommate.

            No?

Bride Hasn't Told Groom She Plans To Remain A Virgin Forever.

     Dear Urban Fantasy:

     I plan to stay a virgin forever. But I haven’t told my fiance yet. I want it to be a surprise. Call me a naïve little country girl, but I think it will strengthen our marriage. When "Boyd" and I started dating, I explained I was old-fashioned and chastity was important to me. He simply said, "That’s cool. I’ve always wanted to marry a virgin." He learned good values on the family farm even though he didn’t have much company other than his dog and 16,000 chickens.

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     Our romance blossomed into love and now we’re making plans for a June wedding. Boyd still treats me like a princess, even though he grinds his teeth a lot and gets headaches.

     I notice that it wasn’t the same with the girls who slept with their boyfriends. After a while, the guys stopped being nice, acted bored and began roaming. Even after they married.

     That’s why I decide to keep my virtue. It’s the only way I can guarantee Boyd’s lasting interest. This way, he’ll probably stick around, treat me right and be there for the chickens.

     Just to be on the safe side, I took a job working the graveyard shift at the fertilizer plant.

Thank you,

Alyce in Missouri

Who Would Win The Teen Mom SuperBowl?

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In a knock down drag-out Superbowl between the girls of Teen Mom, who would win?

Amber?

Cateyln?

Farrah?

Maci?

Post answer in Comments.