Sunday, February 12, 2012

Drowning in Bathtub a Wake-Up Call for Whitney Houston, Says Insider.

Dateline Beverly Hills

There is an upside to the tragic death of singer Whitney Houston, I can exclusively report.

A reliable source on the Other Side tells me that the Grammy-winning chanteuse has decided to enter rehab to recover from her alleged drug and alcohol addictions.

“Drowning in a bathtub was a wake-up call for Whitney,” the source told me. “In a dramatic shift, she’s decided to abandon the wild lifestyle that caused even her most devoted fans to wonder what kind of s*** she was smoking. And what the f*** she saw in that fool Bobby Brown.”

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“Starting today, Whitney plans to devote herself entirely to music. It’s still her #1 love, even though some say she spent enough on cocaine to buy her own Mexican cartel (a step one financial advisor allegedly suggested).

“Whitney feels that it’s never too late to right a wrong. She’s going to live life one day at a time for an eternity.

“Whitney is actually elated at this sudden turn of events. She’s as giddy as a crackhead with a kilo-size pipe.

“And to add frosting to the cake, Michael Jackson has just volunteered to be Whitney’s sponsor! What pop music lover wouldn’t want to be a fly on the wall at their highly entertaining AA meetings!!”

I’ll update this story as the situation warrants.

Abraham Tribesky
95-Year-Old Psychiatrist to Deceased Hollywood Stars


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