Here's what top Christmas goodies would cost if Shkreli bought the companies that made them and jacked up the price by 5000 percent:
1. Star Wars light saber
Market price: $35
Shkreli price: $1750
2. Star Wars Wookie Feet Slippers for Men
Market price: $25
Shkreli price: $1750
3. Jennifer Anniston Eu de Parfum Spray
Market price: $39
Shkreli price: $1900
4. Fitbit Flex watch
Market price: $100
Shkreli price: $5000
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10th Anniversary Edition
"A cross between Ferris Bueller and William S. Burroughs...A hilarious and twisted coming-of-age story" --New York Times.
5. Tie for Dad
Market price: $9
Shkreli price: $450
6. i-Pad Air
Market price: $400
Shkreli price :$20,000
7. Disney Frozen Doll
Market price: $15
Shkreli price: $750
8. 10-Pound Christmas Ham
Market price: $20
Shkreli price: $1000
9. Star Wars ticket
Market price: $9
Shkreli price: $450
10. Scalped Adele concert ticket
Market price: $4000
Shkreli price: $2000!
Bonus:
Typical credit card APR: 18 percent
Shkreli credit card APR: 900 percent
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