Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Bride Hasn't Told Groom She Plans To Remain A Virgin Forever.

     Dear Urban Fantasy:
     I plan to stay a virgin forever. But I haven’t told my fiance yet. I want it to be a surprise. Call me a naïve little country girl, but I think it will strengthen our marriage. When "Boyd" and I started dating, I explained I was old-fashioned and chastity was important to me. He simply said, "That’s cool. I’ve always wanted to marry a virgin." He learned good values on the family farm even though he didn’t have much company other than his dog and 16,000 chickens.

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     Our romance blossomed into love and now we’re making plans for a June wedding. Boyd still treats me like a princess, even though he grinds his teeth a lot and gets headaches.
     I notice that it wasn’t the same with the girls who slept with their boyfriends. After a while, the guys stopped being nice, acted bored and began roaming. Even after they married.
     That’s why I decide to keep my virtue. It’s the only way I can guarantee Boyd’s lasting interest. This way, he’ll probably stick around, treat me right and be there for the chickens.
     Just to be on the safe side, I took a job working the graveyard shift at the fertilizer plant.

Thank you,
Alyce in Missouri

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